1. What is Sathish Chetan's favorite drink?
Mansion House
2. Does Sathish Chetan ever give a signed rental agreement?
Never
3. Does Sathish Chetan return your deposit money ?
No and forget about it if you have paid him in cash
4. Does Sathish Chetan come home to a tenant's home drunk?
Yes, almost always
5. Does Sathish Chetan owe the maid money?
Yes, she stopped coming because he didn't pay her.
6. Does Sathish Chetan say that he will provide you with Koramangala club membership?
Yes that is his number 1 strategy to get people to fall in his trap.
7. Does Sathish Chetan talk about his political connections?
Yes
8. Has Sathish Chetan physically assaulted people?
Yes
9. What are Sathish Chetan's favorite swear words?
"Tumhari maan ki chuth" and "Maadar Chod"
Mansion House
2. Does Sathish Chetan ever give a signed rental agreement?
Never
3. Does Sathish Chetan return your deposit money ?
No and forget about it if you have paid him in cash
4. Does Sathish Chetan come home to a tenant's home drunk?
Yes, almost always
5. Does Sathish Chetan owe the maid money?
Yes, she stopped coming because he didn't pay her.
6. Does Sathish Chetan say that he will provide you with Koramangala club membership?
Yes that is his number 1 strategy to get people to fall in his trap.
7. Does Sathish Chetan talk about his political connections?
Yes
8. Has Sathish Chetan physically assaulted people?
Yes
9. What are Sathish Chetan's favorite swear words?
"Tumhari maan ki chuth" and "Maadar Chod"
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ReplyDeleteDoes Satish chetan sleep on the tenants bed
Yes! With his shoes on
Does Satish chetan use your toilet
Yes! Pisses and doesn't flush
Does Satish chetan forcefully takes you to his political influence parties
Yes! Will make you eat and show he's the god or something
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